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LADIES and gentlemen, gigolos and hoes welcome to the new show of SHIT courtesy of ridhwan.
*APPLAUSE* . Hello this show is meant to make u LOL so hard with 1 joke, 1 weird happening and a 1 nice ending. The joke this week is:two gaymen were sleeping in a tent, one of them laid his hand to other man's crotch and he said hey, what you're doing? The crotch-grabbing man replied relax man i was trying to grab some nuts (We all noe nuts mean balls yeah those balls and the edible nuts like peanuts but which nuts the gay man talking about?) He brought back a bag of peaNUTS which was in front the crotch *LOLOLOL and ROTFLMFAO* yeah its sick so sue this bastard for this sick joke. Weird hapening easy, powder spilled over classroom floor and the class became a skating rink WEEEEEEE until I almost fell down. The ending is my favourite lines:SCREW YOU ALL AS YOU ALL NEED TO GET LAID GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE. That's all folks *APPLAUSE*