SHOW TIME 2

LADIES AND GENTS bitches and bastards, welcome the SHIT courtesy of Ridhwan *applause*
hello and welcome to cck live where we have a report that certain consoles broken including my favourite. Everybody upon seeing broken consoles cursed and jumped down from 4th storey *LOLS LOLS*. Coming up next, WTF happened stay tuned, hello we have received a report that our car is JACKED up on the back WAHHHHH my chevrolet car *cries like a baby* *LOLS ROTFLMFAO* on a serious note went home yesterday (i so late to say this)wif Crystal,Qiu Yun,Chin Leng and Xuan Jun, too bad the others got chased away not really (yong yong, Joy, Max, Wei Yang) on the bus, crapped too much wif gas wif some LOLs that's it all in WTF happened.Ok so we end my show wif a line everybody noes i say: u gimme 1 nasi goreng wif pork *applause LOLS* SWEEEEET DREAMS, BABY

Chua Chu Kang Visit 3 and unknown visits to Orchard

Yeah same thing for CCK and orchard we now come live to the area where a boy playing DrumMania is attracting a crowd. he shouldn't feel rejected now. There have been a massive report that says his car run out of fuel, got to push the car.Finally, the interview shaows thatnobody knew he went to Orchard FYI he went every friday and sunday (wow busy outing schedule) That's all for today KICK MY ASS NOW PLS I CRAP TO MUCH

HAPPY BURPDAY *B'DAE* to KHAIRUN/WASABI and KIMCHIIE but thats beside 1 important point

LONG TITLE YEAH FIRECRACKERS TO THE 2 BIRTHDAY gals WOOHOO *EXPLODES*. and now yeah read my blog title that's how i feel now, no tagsfor me iwant to EXPLODE TO TEAAAARS WAAAAAHHH MAMA opps did i say that, nah just tag me more often becos i tag till my fingers drop nvm again becos my mental doctor told me i need more atten-tion (yeah i attention seeking like seah cheng, one declaration for the nation, salute to everyone). Ok, that's all folks by ur friendly neighbourhood class joker (without me 99.9% of the class LOL and ROTFLMFAO are gone nah not that high)Signing off.

SHOW TIME 1

LADIES and gentlemen, gigolos and hoes welcome to the new show of SHIT courtesy of ridhwan.
*APPLAUSE* . Hello this show is meant to make u LOL so hard with 1 joke, 1 weird happening and a 1 nice ending. The joke this week is:two gaymen were sleeping in a tent, one of them laid his hand to other man's crotch and he said hey, what you're doing? The crotch-grabbing man replied relax man i was trying to grab some nuts (We all noe nuts mean balls yeah those balls and the edible nuts like peanuts but which nuts the gay man talking about?) He brought back a bag of peaNUTS which was in front the crotch *LOLOLOL and ROTFLMFAO* yeah its sick so sue this bastard for this sick joke. Weird hapening easy, powder spilled over classroom floor and the class became a skating rink WEEEEEEE until I almost fell down. The ending is my favourite lines:SCREW YOU ALL AS YOU ALL NEED TO GET LAID GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE. That's all folks *APPLAUSE*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

I posted the next day because i went home at 3am. Not much of a birthday by the traffic(red light all the time)+ traffic jams. No wonder why 13 is an unlucky number. Orchard ROX, had B'dae dinner(guess which shopping centre Hint:red colour building and its name so weird)DISCO PARTY YEAH with CARLSBERG jk i only danced when i was walking, thank goodness no one saw me doing that. One more thing i almost get hit by a truck NO RLY when i was in my car. REMEMBER I NEED TO GET LAID *vomits*. And for the last time infinite number of thanks to those who celebrated.