Homework OMFG, what ever will I do DAMN IT SCREW HOMEWORK jk i finished and now all thats left is to enjoy and drink carlsberg uh maybe not, just enjoy the last week of the holidays and if you havent done homework you can either SCREW ur homework or DO IT now
The first part of our lives are ruined by our parents the second part of our lives is ruined by our children. the first part of schoolife is ruined when homework comes in the last part of schoolife is ruined when holidays come in and u dont go out. Finally, the first part of death is ruined the fact that u cant touch this (ghost)and the last part of death is ruined when u noe u gonna swim in a pool of blood in hell for the rest of time (myth)well at least u wont get caught by ghostbusters. BTW most birth certificates are apology letters from the condom factory (anybody can get this joke, call this number 63503373) Blogspot the new diary entry ur thoughts simply better online.
Get the friggin' title cos its the reason why sentosa is STUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID chey i meant happy holidays wish everyone dont get hit by traffic since its holidays and have fun including the sick kind of fun (niiiiiiice)
We wish u a merry EOY
We wish u a merry EOY
We wish u a merry EOY
And very low grades!!
YEAH Gd luck to all and dont try to open the umbrella at home
ITS time to know that osama is going to officially screw george w. bush and is going to make him george w. bushless and he will lose everything including his virginity lan jiao pocket money condom dignity etc. Saddam has returned from the dead to watch this event and borat is constantly being racist so enjoy today like no other and dont forget to SCREW AMERICA THEY NEED TO GET LAID siad osama can the americans defend themselves or will osama take over stay tuned to find out in EPIC movie (seriously this is just a joke or i'll go to jail)
I'm sick of being called lame seriously. WHY NOT GET A LIFE SUCKERS. From the yong jie invasion to the horrible malay camp and more insults i can say KNNCCB motherf*ckers and if i were u i would sabo my parents
OK,OK larh i will update lah as if i like typing a lot mah, LOL jkjk just testing my singlish but cannot talk cock in parliament ok or else osama and george w. bushless amBUSH us fine i will get to the point before i steer off course like in cars. First news, CCK sux rather play in plaza singapura arcade its better and less crowded so no diffusion and highest energy savings.Second news, my new chevrolet car is RUINED i'll kill those drunk bastards who ran to my super special awesome car. Third news, aint u all are happy that i update something that is not crap ok HAPPY GOT IT chey and i'll sign off by saying SCREW YOU watch this youtube funny series watch it or U DIE!!!! (if u watched that video u should know what i meant)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbje6396LVY
(still no idea why no link nvm just copy and paste the internet address and start watching or go youtube type:Yu-Gi-Oh The abridged series on the search system and volia
ok i need to take sleeping pills good night BEEYOTCH jkjk zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Am i now an extra? nvm all i need to do is sell newspaper and shout extra extra get ur copy now and kick my ass for this seriously
WTF i feel terrible after swimming good thing never colaspe or else sathish's race will kidnap me and then must call the VR man to the rescue LOL
Chalet is WTF my movie player played over 9 movies goarcade so boring and Escape reality through Escape theme park,good thing dont sleep for i dont noe what reason http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nkXagWR5M
OMFG WTF so good, told u i play this game like SHIT ok back to regular business, what else to say about chalet, less people came less fun than we thought but more NIIIICE than we thought or is that even right?! nvm BTW long time nv post just talk cock onli sia
LADIES AND GENTS bitches and bastards, welcome the SHIT courtesy of Ridhwan *applause*
hello and welcome to cck live where we have a report that certain consoles broken including my favourite. Everybody upon seeing broken consoles cursed and jumped down from 4th storey *LOLS LOLS*. Coming up next, WTF happened stay tuned, hello we have received a report that our car is JACKED up on the back WAHHHHH my chevrolet car *cries like a baby* *LOLS ROTFLMFAO* on a serious note went home yesterday (i so late to say this)wif Crystal,Qiu Yun,Chin Leng and Xuan Jun, too bad the others got chased away not really (yong yong, Joy, Max, Wei Yang) on the bus, crapped too much wif gas wif some LOLs that's it all in WTF happened.Ok so we end my show wif a line everybody noes i say: u gimme 1 nasi goreng wif pork *applause LOLS* SWEEEEET DREAMS, BABY
Yeah same thing for CCK and orchard we now come live to the area where a boy playing DrumMania is attracting a crowd. he shouldn't feel rejected now. There have been a massive report that says his car run out of fuel, got to push the car.Finally, the interview shaows thatnobody knew he went to Orchard FYI he went every friday and sunday (wow busy outing schedule) That's all for today KICK MY ASS NOW PLS I CRAP TO MUCH
LONG TITLE YEAH FIRECRACKERS TO THE 2 BIRTHDAY gals WOOHOO *EXPLODES*. and now yeah read my blog title that's how i feel now, no tagsfor me iwant to EXPLODE TO TEAAAARS WAAAAAHHH MAMA opps did i say that, nah just tag me more often becos i tag till my fingers drop nvm again becos my mental doctor told me i need more atten-tion (yeah i attention seeking like seah cheng, one declaration for the nation, salute to everyone). Ok, that's all folks by ur friendly neighbourhood class joker (without me 99.9% of the class LOL and ROTFLMFAO are gone nah not that high)Signing off.
LADIES and gentlemen, gigolos and hoes welcome to the new show of SHIT courtesy of ridhwan.
*APPLAUSE* . Hello this show is meant to make u LOL so hard with 1 joke, 1 weird happening and a 1 nice ending. The joke this week is:two gaymen were sleeping in a tent, one of them laid his hand to other man's crotch and he said hey, what you're doing? The crotch-grabbing man replied relax man i was trying to grab some nuts (We all noe nuts mean balls yeah those balls and the edible nuts like peanuts but which nuts the gay man talking about?) He brought back a bag of peaNUTS which was in front the crotch *LOLOLOL and ROTFLMFAO* yeah its sick so sue this bastard for this sick joke. Weird hapening easy, powder spilled over classroom floor and the class became a skating rink WEEEEEEE until I almost fell down. The ending is my favourite lines:SCREW YOU ALL AS YOU ALL NEED TO GET LAID GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE. That's all folks *APPLAUSE*
I posted the next day because i went home at 3am. Not much of a birthday by the traffic(red light all the time)+ traffic jams. No wonder why 13 is an unlucky number. Orchard ROX, had B'dae dinner(guess which shopping centre Hint:red colour building and its name so weird)DISCO PARTY YEAH with CARLSBERG jk i only danced when i was walking, thank goodness no one saw me doing that. One more thing i almost get hit by a truck NO RLY when i was in my car. REMEMBER I NEED TO GET LAID *vomits*. And for the last time infinite number of thanks to those who celebrated.
And now in CCK visit live, where I played like last week but since to many people played DrmMania, lost my patience and almost bursted or explode. Just noticed that everybody there like to dance (Dance Dance Revolution, Para Para) That's all for CCK visit, see u next week. If u wondering so boring this week, that's the only things this week are CRAP so wish that i get hit by a truck or MRT and that will be interesting news jk. THAT"S ALL FOLKS 0:00 am
AHHHH ****, i'm so wet from the rain. Something interseting happened, nope, except taking a free shower outside. Remember if you're wet u have luck (water festival) the wetter more luck but if u got struck by lightning, means u got bad luck or god don't give a damn about u. (GODDAMN)
Yeah, this could be a continuation. First, MT tuition horrible as usual(sice I hate MT) finally went cck's Lot 1 shopping mall, reached at 7 pm imediately rushed to zone-X to play DrumMania and other games. There was a group of gangsters(scary, seriously) around the consoles, so just played normally, don't care about them. I usually go there from 7 to 9 on saturdays FYI. So this introduction is so boring, who noes i might find something interesting next week so STAY TUNED. That's all folks. 9:51pm
Yo WASSUP people, today project was horrible chilling and praying at the mosque was horrible and finally i went back home horribly(almost got hit by a truck.... nah jk).And remember if u get money u can get LAID seriously. 9:50 pm
Firstly, ignore the blogskin, i'll get a new one ASAP. Spam if u want it is freaking appreciated.
