Saturday, December 22, 2007

Holidays are gonna be SCREWED

Homework OMFG, what ever will I do DAMN IT SCREW HOMEWORK jk i finished and now all thats left is to enjoy and drink carlsberg uh maybe not, just enjoy the last week of the holidays and if you havent done homework you can either SCREW ur homework or DO IT now

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Holidays sibei sian NICE i used another language

The first part of our lives are ruined by our parents the second part of our lives is ruined by our children. the first part of schoolife is ruined when homework comes in the last part of schoolife is ruined when holidays come in and u dont go out. Finally, the first part of death is ruined the fact that u cant touch this (ghost)and the last part of death is ruined when u noe u gonna swim in a pool of blood in hell for the rest of time (myth)well at least u wont get caught by ghostbusters. BTW most birth certificates are apology letters from the condom factory (anybody can get this joke, call this number 63503373) Blogspot the new diary entry ur thoughts simply better online.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Kiki how do u get to SENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA

Get the friggin' title cos its the reason why sentosa is STUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID chey i meant happy holidays wish everyone dont get hit by traffic since its holidays and have fun including the sick kind of fun (niiiiiiice)

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Happy Eoy NOT

We wish u a merry EOY
We wish u a merry EOY
We wish u a merry EOY
And very low grades!!
YEAH Gd luck to all and dont try to open the umbrella at home

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

9/11 is the time OSAMA screws america

ITS time to know that osama is going to officially screw george w. bush and is going to make him george w. bushless and he will lose everything including his virginity lan jiao pocket money condom dignity etc. Saddam has returned from the dead to watch this event and borat is constantly being racist so enjoy today like no other and dont forget to SCREW AMERICA THEY NEED TO GET LAID siad osama can the americans defend themselves or will osama take over stay tuned to find out in EPIC movie (seriously this is just a joke or i'll go to jail)

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

This is getting old

I'm sick of being called lame seriously. WHY NOT GET A LIFE SUCKERS. From the yong jie invasion to the horrible malay camp and more insults i can say KNNCCB motherf*ckers and if i were u i would sabo my parents

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Startup midnight news on Osman's TV

OK,OK larh i will update lah as if i like typing a lot mah, LOL jkjk just testing my singlish but cannot talk cock in parliament ok or else osama and george w. bushless amBUSH us fine i will get to the point before i steer off course like in cars. First news, CCK sux rather play in plaza singapura arcade its better and less crowded so no diffusion and highest energy savings.Second news, my new chevrolet car is RUINED i'll kill those drunk bastards who ran to my super special awesome car. Third news, aint u all are happy that i update something that is not crap ok HAPPY GOT IT chey and i'll sign off by saying SCREW YOU watch this youtube funny series watch it or U DIE!!!! (if u watched that video u should know what i meant)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbje6396LVY
(still no idea why no link nvm just copy and paste the internet address and start watching or go youtube type:Yu-Gi-Oh The abridged series on the search system and volia
ok i need to take sleeping pills good night BEEYOTCH jkjk zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)